January 2010
19 posts
(Kevin and I walk up to the cashier and put our drinks and snacks on the counter)
Cashier: Is that together or separate?
Kevin: Together... We're best friends.
Cashier: I wish I was y'alls best friend so I could get a pink donut too.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. -Woody Paige
– ESPN’s Around the Horn, Jan. 20, 2010
Cake Convo
Kevin: If a demon baked a cake for you would you eat it?
Rogelio: What kind?
Kevin: Oreo Cream.
Rogelio: Yeah, probably.
Kevin: Me too.
Rogelio: Yeah if you can eat meat sacrificed to idols, I think you can eat demon cake.
Cody: My Mac can't read CD's anymore cause I dropped it.
Rogelio: That sucks.
Cody: It still reads DVDs though.
Skip: Well thats not too bad. Who needs CDs anymore?
Kevin: My aunt dropped my cousin and he can't read anything now.
Ridiculous dog story...
I originally was thinking about sharing this story before it took a turn for the worse cause it was nuts, then it became a “had to share” story. So the other day Kevin was hanging out at my house and he was outside, and as he was walking in the door, a little chihuahua ran into my house straight through the kitchen all the way to the living room to the couch where I was sitting. My...
Anonymous asked: Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
Anonymous asked: Will the Cowboys make it 13 years with no playoff win? -Taylor
Anonymous asked: How many times a day would you say you poop?
Playoff Picks! →
Ok so here is a link to the NFL Playoffs seeding and schedual. I’m gonna give my picks for this weekend, let me know what you think.
Pats vs Ravens: I think the Pats will take this one, next round may be questionable.
Cincy vs NY Jets: Jets smoked Cincy last week, I think it will be closer, but if the Jets execute they should do fine.
Packers vs Arizona: Packers should take this game...
Out with the Old, In with the New!
I was hoping that I would only have to wear my Cowboys division champs hat for only one year when they won in 2007. And after finishing the way we did in 2008 I was worried it would have to be longer till I could replace it. But I am so happy I can retire, my super dirty old hat, and now have my new 2009 Division Champs hat! Thanks to all that made this happen! Also as a side note, I will now...
funny convo 1/4/10
Rogelio: I've seen "Up In the Air" three times in the past three days
Chris: Awww man, that reminds me of when, on double dates, I saw the same movie three times... Titanic...
Rogelio: Oh jeez bro thats like eight hours of Titanic!
Chris: Yeah man, I hated Leonardo DiCaprio for five years after that.
Is Big Brother on Facebook?
Russell: man. I forgot to get acid from you
Rogelio: yeah, i realized that... also if the government is reading this, we're illegally sharing software, not drugs... wait which is worse nowadays?
Russell: If the government is reading this then I forgot to tell you that story about this BOMB party that I went to. We were flying high like an *AIRPLANE*. Man, there was this DJ that KILLED it......*OBAMA*
funny convo 1/3/10
Kevin: What if suit night went on forever, and our suits just got all raggedy and then we looked like hobos, you know the ones who wear suits... Maybe hobos are just guys that were out on a suit night that went forever... I guess we could just get new suits.
Rogelio: well if they got raggedy enough we would have new suits. Birthday suits.
Kevin: New suits!